New Material
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We’re almost done, Fuckers!!!
It’s day 9 and we’ve laid down some pretty awesome tracks yesterday night. We weren’t Defy the Laws of Tradition, if we had only done some ordinary straight-forward metal songs for our upcoming album, right? Not that we have lost our thrashy attitude, but this one, boys and girls, will give you goose bumps all over your body!!! It did to us…
BUT: Recording weird stuff, that could serve as the soundtrack to a horror-movie doesn’t mean we’re not having fun doing it ;-)
Watch our two Piano-Apes having fun with the little black and white keys of some Mr. Steinway and son…
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Day 8… Our very own “PeePee” (Producing Princess) finally found the time to check out the studio’s jacuzzi - which brings us back to pee pee again, but that’s a different story - and thought this might be the right time to celebrate his newly made Starbucks tiara. Isn’t he looooooovely *sing*. Whatever, as soon as PP made himself comfortable inside the pool (you know from his smile how happy he really is), the pool said: “Fuck you, girly man!”
Nico`s day
Day 6… and it’s been a tough week so far. Guess all of you guys and chicas out there have a pretty clear imagination of how a metal-singer’s life looks like: Hangin’ around doin’ nothin’ all day long but drinkin’ booze, smokin’ cigars, being busy loving his own friggin’ guts and pleasin’ the girls that are stupid enough to even confirm all the bullshit he believes. Have fun everyone! :-)
See, not in this case. Nico’s a hard working guy, always the first one to show up in the studio and the last one to leave the scene. Don’t believe it? Well, then hop on the wayne-train and join us on our trip through one of our singers busy days in Prague.
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It’s still day 4 and before we set off to watch some more tit….uuuhm…museums, we deliver just another stunning video right to your desktops.
Watch the two Stooches take an intimate bubble bath right before some jerk turns off the electricity to the jacuzzi. And yes, this is a boat! A cute little plastic boat!! And for those wondering: the bubbles are not produced by the pool itself. It’s…well..call it the result of living on Czech beer an baked beans for four friggin’ days!;-)
Sweet dreams!!
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And the mayhem continues… this one is for the ladies!
Jürgen again - but in a way you’ve never seen him before (and never again will) unless you are a reeeeeally hot chick!
So ladies: Enjoy! ;)
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This is day 3 of our 11-day-visit in Prague’s Faust Studios, continuing with our drum recordings. Our monkey’s already off to Hooters, so we gave Jürgen’s twin brother Sally the chance to prove his skillz on the shooting range.
Well, try this at home, but leave the posing to the “experts” ;-)
Enjoy, bitches!
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Hey Fuckers,
We’re down in the cave for two days now and doin’ pretty fine!
Wanna participate in some of the hard hard work we’re gettin’ on here? Be our guests!
First things first… DRUMS
Ever wondered what it feels like to be a drummer for Defy? Any Monkey could do that job!!! And our Monkey is called Jürgen… now grab a banana and see the world through his eyes for a while.
So fasten your seatbelts, hop in and enjoy the ride!
(1) Well, all my band lads need a whole crapload of equipment. See, all I need’s a pen and some paper. Not sure, yet, which kinda “role playing game” I’m gonna play though…
(2) Y’know, that’s standard: Almost ten guys (!) hangin’ out together for 11 days … gotta keep the lads busy, otherwise … I mean y’know how it works i prison
(3) 1 Controller. Eyactly, 1 Controller. See, playin’ MK against my band maties is like playin’ by my own anyways
(4) Mortal Kombat … do I need to say more?
(5) For a slight amount of extra balls! Don’t know what to write? No prob, duuuude, the Expendables will fix it!
(6) Yeah, there is a whirlpool right in front of the studio, so I might need some shorts … “might” stands for “don’t need one, but I won’t tell the others”. Best thing about it? The paper pad is just small enough to bring it in there with me while watching my folks work their asses of inside.
(7) Shorts are veeeery important, y’know. Well, not in a pool ;-)
(8) Lube, lube, le….. Aww fuck it…. BA-BA-BA-BAAAAAAAM!!!
(9) Say hello to Friday, my personal Fluffer. Called him Friday because…well, today’s a Friday and that’s when I found him. What I need a fluffer for? C’mon… NO TIME TO WASTE ON THE MELON!! BA-BA-BA-BAAAAAAAM!!!
